Horrible trousers?
A friend sent me this after a visit to a nursing home last week:
One woman I spoke to, who was about ninety, asked me if I was a man or a woman. When I replied a woman, she wanted to know why I wear such horrible trousers. I said they were comfortable and she replied, well it’s easy getting them down, but getting them back up is difficult.

Well I am beginning to agree with her! I used to think it would be difficult to bend as you got older, but its straightening up that is the challenge!! I do look forward to being so old that I can say anything I like and people just think I am old and batty, not just batty!